I look like??

Actually I done a similar test fm this site a yrs back..
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.::Shaking building:..

11.50am..earthquake tremor hit our building and its shake. I felt a sudden move on my screen, thinking wat happened to me.. Feeling giddy? Or i going to past out again(I past out quite often)! I realised I'm not, cause I can see my hang pineapple decor and scroll were swaying sideward. Lasted for a few second.. 5 less than 8.

After the tremor, moment of chaotic in the office. Over-reacted aunties and ladies standing up shouting:"Wat happened!", "U feel tt!", "Earthquake, Evacuate!". Then, the building management decided to evacuate us to the ground, and they EVACUATED US using a LIFT!. (they were trying to be cautious by putting us into a much dangerous situation). I mean are they out of their mind, if they are so concerned abt the building collapsing fm the shaked, shouldn't we be using the stairs instead of lift. What if the cable give way.. LOL.. and there they go!!..

Clever me, decided to take the stairs.. and I come to realised tt I wasn't given access to use the stair.. man.. How can it be, how am i going to escape the building in a real emergency like fire!.. crap..

Anyhow, me and others young interns.. reckoned tt all the aunties and uncles over-reacted.. We decided to stayed in the building to all the crowds gone, b4 going for lunch.. We went back to the building at 1.55pm to experienced the 2nd hit.. so hengz..

Well, there go re-enactment fm the aunties n uncles.. Leaving the younger ones in the building.. hehee..

P.S Aiyoo aunties n uncles.. is just tremor.. so nothing going to happen.. and there no earthquake in singapore.. SO!!..

Crafty?

A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company.

One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles
discovers that she's lost. Wandering about, she notices a leopard heading
rapidly in her direction with the intention of having lunch.

The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep shit now!" Noticing some bones
on the ground close by, she immediately settles down to chew on the bones
with her back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to
leap, the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious
leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here."

Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of
terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the
leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!"

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans
and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard

The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here,
monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving
canine!"

Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back
and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the dog
sits down with her back to her attackers, pretending she hasn't seen them
yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says:
"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another
leopard!"

Moral of this story ...
Don't mess with old farts ... age and treachery will always overcome youth
and skill! Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience!